I Can't Spell Hanukkah Without Looking It Up First

I believe that it's perfectly okay to:

1. Not know how to spell Hanukkah without looking it up first.
2. Play the same song a 7 times in a row.
3. Think that eating the ice cream on the lid doesn't count towards total ice cream consumption.
4. Believe that there's a definite area between "awesome" and "awful" into which movies can fit. It's called "relatively entertaining."
5. Think that Terminator 3 falls into the above category.
6. Vehemently defend that a soft drink has 3 different and distinct flavors: can, plastic bottle and fountain.
7. Buy a bridal magazine in front of your guy after living together for over 6 years and dating for over half that time.
8. Think that people who tell you to follow your dreams are crap because you have bills to pay.
9. Make jokes at a funeral.
10. Not get out and look at the dead body on the side of the road.
11. Like only one Beatles song (Eleanor Rigby in case you're wondering).
12. Be 100% completely and totally obsessed with the Eagle Cam at Norfolk Botanical Gardens
13. Be utterly flabbergasted that some people don't chew with their mouths closed.
14. Get irritated that some people just don't know how to wash dishes and load a dishwasher (and know when to do which).
15. Think Brokeback Mountain stole Top Gun's thunder.

It's also perfectly acceptable to be offended when someone asks if you're pregnant, but not when someone wishes you a Happy Hanukkah because of your nose.